Football is conducive to superlatives: the greatest, the fastest, the most amazing, the most beautiful, the most watched, the most played.
How about the most agonizing? Most stunning? Most breathtaking, jaw-dropping, tongue-swallowing, humiliating?
Decades from now, historians of Jogo Bonito will turn back the pages and recall, heads shaking, what transpired on July 8, 2014, in the country that gave the world Pele and Ronaldinho and Neymar.
It was a moment unlike any other in the history of modern football. (not sure about ancient football, if there was such a thing). A nation hosting the world’s premier sporting event, hundreds of millions of its citizens harnessing their passions and channeling them to drive their team to claim The Trophy, The Championship, to bring The Glorious Laurels of Victory home after a dozen years of wandering in the wilderness.
For Brazil, losing by one goal, in the semifinal match of the tournament it was hosting, would have been emotional. Two goals, heart-wrenching. Three goals, inexplicable. Six goals?
Seven goals to one goal is an unspeakable result in football at any levels. It’s the kind of result that has elementary school coaches calling for a mercy rule.
Against Brazil? Germany scored more goals against Brazil than any other team in a World Cup match. Ever.
As good as Germany’s performance was, it was amplified many times over by how bad Brazil’s performance was.
In their quarterfinal match-up with Colombia, Brazil passed, shot, scored, headed and moved the ball like a pinball, in a relentless pace that gave full stage to the fitness and talent and skill of both teams. (As well as the brutal nature that such a game can play). Brazil was not invincible, as shown by Colombia’s tenacity, but it was still a superior side.
On Tuesday, Brazil stood, watched, hobbled, walked and choked as the Germans trampled them. Mueller, Klose, Koons, Kheidira, Schuerrle: their scoring prowess was unanswered, undefended, unstoppable. Klose now tops the tables of the most goals scored in the World Cup over all his tournament appearances.
The easy explanations are… well… easy. Brazil’s fleet-footed, walk-on-water striker Neymar was injured, nursing a broken verterbrae, an injury that could nearly end his career forever. Brazil’s captain, Thiago Silva, missed the match after getting multiple yellow cards. The team was psychologically damaged by their absence.
But really? Is an entire professional football squad so fragile and un-resilient that the loss of one or two formidable players results in complete collapse? This might be a question for the national coach: Luiz Scolari. If you don’t build a squad with depth and breadth, along with flash and sizzle and artistry and stamina, then you’ve failed as a manager.
Seven goals was the most ever scored in a World Cup semifinal. It was not the most scored in a World Cup match (that honor, according to FIFA, belongs to Hungary, which defeated El Salvador in 1982, 10-1). It was not even the largest differential in a World Cup match (that, according to FIFA, belongs to Hungary, twice, and Yugoslavia back when there was such a country when nine goals separated the victors from the losers).
But arguably, never before, have two football powerhouse, two giants in the sweep and the span of the game, met on the field of competition with one, ultimately, being so utterly tormented, driven to its knees, embarrassed. On its home turf, no less.
Tuesday is a day to remember. Or maybe, to borrow a literary reference from another time, another place, another event in history, A Night To Remember.
Stop praying to Me, Brazil. Even I can’t help you now. #WorldCup
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) July 8, 2014
Every statue in Brazil. pic.twitter.com/Egsl4f7k5v — Gideon Resnick (@GideonResnick) July 8, 2014
‘Please don’t take my World Cup’ pic.twitter.com/b2U9kdqW3q — Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) July 8, 2014
#GER still up 5-0 in #WorldCup semi-final match with #BRA. What will the second half bring? http://t.co/1SownSEsn6 pic.twitter.com/WFzQ6Bu3hq
— Reuters Top News (@Reuters) July 8, 2014
Brazil’s plan B against Germany pic.twitter.com/oCUl4pjbjj
— Aniket Shah (@_Aniket) July 8, 2014
So this is happening NOW, as Germany takes over Brazil. #BRAvsGER pic.twitter.com/ZrO2W8Oe9w — VOA Football (@VOAfootball) July 8, 2014
Germany to Brazil pic.twitter.com/ameC46Nqv4 — College Humor (@_CollegeHumor_) July 8, 2014
Brazilian fans are not taking their massive #WorldCup goal deficit well http://t.co/SGWjP9FoUP pic.twitter.com/sbQIl5rvfk
— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) July 8, 2014
Haha, #Brazil pic.twitter.com/dkqVMBlSat
— Mitchell Tischler (@Mitch_Tischler) July 8, 2014
Brazil’s game-plan for the second half pic.twitter.com/JxC0RpxvYA
— 2014 World Cup (@20l4WorIdCup) July 8, 2014
The Brazil #WorldCup logo predicted this! pic.twitter.com/rx3DWelAJI
— MG Siegler (@parislemon) July 8, 2014